26.11.08

Wrapped with a bow in the stocking, or under the tree?

Due to the turbulent economy - people may think twice about getting that abortion that had been thinking about. It's expensive in the States, you know. Having dinner on the table, clothes on your back and a shelter over your head may take precedence over that unplanned pregnancy you're just unsure about.

However, this year for Christmas, you can give your loved one a gift certificate to Planned Parenthood in $25 denominations for yes, you guessed it: abortions.

As sarcastic as I sound, it's not a half bad idea. Although really - how do you present that gift to someone? "I'm concerned about your sexual promiscuity and would like you to use this GC at the Planned Parenthood organization for things like condoms, doctor visits and just in case - an abortion".

Awkward.

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