After a glass of wine and some honey nut cheerios...

• Why do the people of Mexico speak Spanish? Shouldn't people from Spain speak Spanish and Mexican people speak Mexican?
• If tourists are encouraged to drink bottled water - do the locals drink the tap water? If we get sick - do they? Or are they immune to it by now?
• Are there spiders in Mexico?
• Does tequila come standard with each meal?
• If you hate someone, why would you get them a mean gadget gift? If you hate them - wouldn't spending money on them seem silly? Especially this, the usb humping dog.