Megan: Those are really cute shoes.
Coworker: You think? I bought them for $0.50 at a hospital bazaar last year. They were brand new! I think they make me look old...
Megan: You bought them at a hospital bazaar?
Coworker: Yah -
Megan: So you bought a pair of shoes at a hospital for $0.50 - they were sooo stolen from a dead lady. They weren't new! The old lady never had a chance to really wear them!
Coworker: (kicks off shoes) Ew... I thought it was too good to be true!
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
1 comment:
Is this where you fess up and admit that you proceeded to go on and steal those shoes (that were likely in the waste basket due to your suggestion of a dead lady)because secretly you were coveting them?
Knowing you and your shoe fetish and all .......
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